Yo gamer, you won't believe this absolutely bonkers download size. It says a measly 5 megabytes? More like 5 GIGAS of pure hilarity. I'm laughing out loud just thinking about it.
Get ready to download because this thing is gonna take an eternity. But hey, at least we'll have some entertainment while we wait, right?
- Let me know when it's done downloading!
Yo File Size is Tiny Play, Bro! 5MB LOL
{That file size? It's like, nothing. You could practically download it while you're waiting for the microwave to beep, bro. Don't even get me started on how fast it loads. Seriously, I swear this thing opens faster than my girlfriend/roommate/neighbor gets ready in the morning! Five MB? Pfft! Amateur hour, dude. This is like the byte-sized of file sizes, bro. Give me a petabyte any day!
Is My Download Speed Even a Factor Here? 5MB LOL?
Yo, I just downloaded/grabbed/snagged this gigantic lump of data and it was like nothing. Seriously, 5 MB? Give me/Throw me/Feed me something actually worth my time. This machine/rig/beast could handle a whole terabyte/gigabyte/petabyte in seconds!
- Don't even get me started/Let's be real/Seriously though on those slow internet speeds people complain about. I got fiber, baby!
- Streaming 4K? No sweat. That's how we roll.
Is This a Joke? 5MB?? ????????
This file/download/thing is huge/massive/ridiculous, man! 5MB for this tiny/little/simple piece/chunk/scrap of content/information/data? Are they playing/pulling/joking with us? I could definitely download a movie/an album/a whole book in that time. Seriously/Come on/Honestly, what's the deal/story/explanation?
{5MB?! You Think I Have Time For That?|Dude 5MB?! That's Like a Century|Lol 5MB?! I Ain't Got Time For That! ????????
Seriously! Man give me a break, my internet is slower than a sloth in winter. I can barely even load a meme without it taking an eternity. 5 MB? That's like asking me to climb Mount Everest blindfolded.
- Give me the lowdown, how am I supposed to stream anything with that kind of data limit? I need to be able to surf the web at warp speed, you know?
- I'm going to explode if I have to wait another minute for this thing to load.
Come on, boost my data plan already!
5MB? Please. My Wi-Fi's on Steroids ????????
Yo, 5MB? That's like, prehistoric tech! My Wi-Fi is running at blazing. I'm practically here living in the matrix. You think downloading a movie takes forever? I can stream an entire season in minutes.
Get with the program, my friend.